tastefullyoffensive:

[mandatoryrollercoaster]

dongstomper69:

seancodyismydaddy:

dongstomper69:

when you’re IMing with daddy and he says he wont be home in time for cummies

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what does this even mean

when you are using an instant messaging service to communicate with your BDSM partner and he says he wont be finished with his shift in time to give you sexual gratification

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neptunain:

who told people that being redneck is something to be proud of

narcotic:

really all i want is for someone to feel the same way about me as i do for them 

sloppy:

plizm:

rondraper:

LMAO OK

FFFUCK FUCKING FUCK ME

idc that he doesn’t shower

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

raltimore:

Cinematic masterpiece tbqh

southerngirlk:

Wow!

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